How about expelling indolent teenage students who can't make the grade and forcing them to work in factories, fields, and sweatshops for less than minimum wage? This would cut down on the demand for "undocumented workers" and free up the schools to educate the kids who are willing to learn. Two birds with one stone.
See how easy it is to solve our nation's problems? We just need someone who is empowered to make THE EXECUTIVE DECISION.